I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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