jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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