I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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