Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
