TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
