went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just forgot I was standing up.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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