This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
