32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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