If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I love you.
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