He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
