Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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