Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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