Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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