there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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