I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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