I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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