Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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