I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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