Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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