CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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