pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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