Having a random hookup so left but love u
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
