just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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