girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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