What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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