kristin has been a bad kristin
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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