Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Acid is not a monday night drug
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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