cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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