I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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