He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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