guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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