come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My dick has a subreddit
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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