I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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