My room smells like vodka and shame
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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