I didn't shave. On purpose
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
It's official drugs can't kill me
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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