what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that đ I went with "no"
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
we went to go have morning sex and I said âI was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to showerâ#ruinedthemoment
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now sheâs a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. âHigh maintenance hotâ doesnât even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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