Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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