I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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