I'm sorry my penis didn't work
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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