the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Randomize
