Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
A bitchslap is in order.
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