So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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