One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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