No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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