hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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