I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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