Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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