I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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