I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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