I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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