1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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