I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Two words: nipple clamps
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