i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
