I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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