I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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