what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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