Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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